Darkseid's unfortunate passing

Darkseid was merc'd the other night by a sloth. He was running around the tunnels (sewer map...forgot what it's called) when the sloth grabbed him and choked him unconscious. Foxdie ran to his aid as quickly as possible...Rahziel was the first to arrive and started unloading his clip on the enemy, but somehow the enemy was able to dodge death by walking in circles. While Rah is reloading his clip,Raikage arrives to find Darkseid about to be shanked. The sloth takes a few seconds to equip his knife and lay on his belly,positioning himself for the perfect stab. Raikage then runs over and crouches over both of them. The team does not fire thinking Raikage will dispose of him. Two seconds go by and Dark is stabbed in the pancreas...*obscenities yelled on the mics mixed with uncontrollable laughter*...Rahziel then goes into a rage and unloads another clip into the sloth. This time the bullets land and the sloth falls over Dark's body. Both lay prostate in a puddle full of fail. Raikage, now standing over both bodies, mourns, while the other Foxdie members wish him a von voyage to the afterlife via t-bagging.

Go ahead and RAVE!!!!

Sad.... sorry to hear the burn..

it was funny how long it took him to kill me. but you..just standing there...F U buddeh imma let you die every time from now on a a curse from beyond the grave! lvl 5 EAGLE!!

haaaa i think we laughed for 2 whole matches!!!! that was the funniest thing i've seen in a while.

dude you were there or did this happen to me more than once???

YES i was there!!!! me, rahziel, and raikage were dogging on u all night...lol thats when u we're THREATENING TO RAVE. That event is going down in F0XDIE HISTORY!

Raikage wrote:

Darkseid was merc'd the other night by a sloth. He was running around the tunnels (sewer map...forgot what it's called) when the sloth grabbed him and choked him unconscious. Foxdie ran to his aid as quickly as possible...Rahziel was the first to arrive and started unloading his clip on the enemy, but somehow the enemy was able to dodge death by walking in circles. While Rah is reloading his clip,Raikage arrives to find Darkseid about to be shanked. The sloth takes a few seconds to equip his knife and lay on his belly,positioning himself for the perfect stab. Raikage then runs over and crouches over both of them. The team does not fire thinking Raikage will dispose of him. Two seconds go by and Dark is stabbed in the pancreas...*obscenities yelled on the mics mixed with uncontrollable laughter*...Rahziel then goes into a rage and unloads another clip into the sloth. This time the bullets land and the sloth falls over Dark's body. Both lay prostate in a puddle full of fail. Raikage, now standing over both bodies, mourns, while the other Foxdie members wish him a von voyage to the afterlife via t-bagging.

Go ahead and RAVE!!!!

lmao this was homo too..your telling of the story makes it gayer than it actually was PHAIL!

hahahaha...it may have been embellished a little.

I still laugh about it everytime I turn on my ps3

i can imagine everyone was laughing at least 3 matches afterwards... xD